I have been keeping track of all the funny things Ady says lately, there is soooo much more but I just can't remember it all. It's a good thing for blogs; we can at least remember a little.
"Avery, let me tell you something..... when your on fire you need to stop, drop and roll. Then the really nice good guy fire people will come spray you off so you can be nice and healthy for Jesus when you go to heaven. Because Jesus doesn't like you to be all firey."
"Do you know who's just a really nice guy?" "Jesus".
"The Lord doesn't like you to say his name in vain. So we don't say it."
"The Devil wants you to pee in your pants huh?"
(a couple days later)
"Mom does the Devil just pee in his pants?" (me)- "I don't think so" (Ady)- "I think he doesn't wear panties and he just pees on the floor"
"Mom the Devil wants us to have a messy house huh?"
" We're just waiten for Jesus to come get us huh? To just wrap all of us in his big arms and fly us up to heaven"
"Guess what? The scriptures have power in them that comes down from heaven."
"If that fire gets to big it will die us up to Heaven."
"We are all princesses because we get to go to Heaven and live with Heavenly Father, The King and live in his castle."